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always keep a knife with a seatbelt cutter and glass breaker in my truck

Don’t you live in Az? There’s like no water there

There might not be much water in the heart of the desert here in AZ but we have scads of deaths in monsoon season from people trying to drive through flooding streets and especially in more rural areas it can be severe. And there are more temperate parts in AZ with water too :) we have a TON of mini ecosystems in this state!

And really with such small precautionary things that take up little space it is always better to be prepared. Plus it’s a benefit to have on hand incase of road trips that take you elsewhere. Plus those tools are also good for car wrecks incase thugs get pinned, you get upturned or etc…

I have 2 multi-tool pocket knives, napkins, straws, Advil, first aid kit, salt, often a gallon jug of water, and a combination Swiss fire Steel/whistle/paracord tool all in my car. And 90% of it is within reach of the drivers seat.

cornerof5thandvermouth:

m00nsong:

shehateme:

freshest-tittymilk:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

This IDIOT. LMFAO

oh my fucking gOD PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL

its part of a lecture he did on the dangers of fuckin w electricty

heres the whole vid, hes fine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIvUbOhcKE

O.M.G XD

submariet:

VAN EYCK

Mmm the Picasso one could easily be Dali though with that description :P Dali has some marvelously trippy shit

intaier:

>Pharaoh’s story (c) Octane<

1. [Signpost]: [Kingdom of the dead]
(Heru): You just can see literally anything here…
(Pharaoh): Where are you dragging me?
What’s happening?
I want to go back!

2.(Anubis): Heru, please, explain him the situation. Make him calm down.

3.(Heru): You have died, your organs were cut out and placed into canopic jars… 

4.(Anubis): Now, you have “calmed” him?!
And  how could we take him to the kingdom of the dead now?
He will ruin all our reputation!

5.(Heru): Don’t worry. We’ll make everything at our best.

6.(Heru): To the Kingdom of the dead, o mighty pharaoh!

===

1. [signpost] Registry office
(Heru): Hello, Thoth! We brought a newcomer. Sign him up.
(Thoth): Quiet! There’s Min rambling around nearby…

2.(Thoth): This pervert was molesting me again!
Today he raped five ushabtis, three goddesses and one god.
Heru, I need to change job really soon…

3.(Thoth): Oh gods, here he is!

4.(Min): Leeet’s f*ck! I’ll f*ck everything that moves!

===

1.(Thoth): There were days when I was less lucky and Min caught me…
(Anubis): Kill me please. I need a vacation.

2.(Osiris): What a cute mummy! But why he’s all trembling?

3.(Aset): Who did you bring here, Thoth?
That’s Aekhnaten!!
(Thoth): Aekhnaten?!

4.(Thoth): Where were you looking, bunglers?! He is the pharaoh who established the cult of that motherf*cker Aten!

5.(Aten): I have heard everything.

===

1.(Thoth): Cut his dick off!
(Aekhnaten): Oh, father Aten! Don’t leave me! Give me your hands that bring life to everything on earth!
(Aten): Sorry, buddy. I’m out of shape now. And still need to appease your wife…

2.(Osiris) Hey, don’t be like sumerians. Give that guy a chance! May be he will turn to good. Let’s weight him on the scales of Truth!

3.[signpost] Scales of Truth
(Anubis): Maat! How many times I asked you not to swing on the scales of Truth?

4.(Anubis): Can I borrow your feather for a moment.

5.(Anubis): Call the patient!

===

1.(Thoth): Sorry, your canopic jar was lost, we have to weight yourself.

2.(Thoth): Guilty!

3.(Anubis): Hey, Ammit! A tasty sinner in the studio!
(Ammit): Yummy! Yummy!

4. <striking out names: Aekhnaten, Ramses…>

===

1.(Thoth): Ok, we sorted out that pharaoh issue. But I got a feeling that something is missing…

2.(Seth): Die, Osiris!

3. (*with clear South Park reference*)
(Aset): Oh my god he killed Osiris!
(Heru): Bastard!
(Thoth): The end, now…

juliajm15:

Since I’m in the genderbend obsession, why not with one of my favorite disney girls? :)

He still looks too feminine to me, but I tried -q

I felt like I couldn’t change quasimodo that much…

Yup :) he’s probably my favorite I’ve seen online so far :P

theskaldspeaks:

Apparently this person has great music taste. 

theskaldspeaks:

Apparently this person has great music taste. 

inonibird:

Stick-gods ~ Bouncy Set

inonibird:

Stick-gods ~ Bouncy Set

YES!